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I have concluded that if I were about 20 years older, Jewish, and actually funny, I would be comedian Lewis Black.

"Only the good die young ... but a prick lives forever! So the next time some kid rides by outside, go out and yell at them!"

On being stuck on a plane after 22 hours: "We could've landed on a tiny iceberg with nothing on it but two penguins blowing each other ... and I would have been happy to see it!"

I'm so goth ...

Well, not really ... but I pretend I'm one for this!

angry_biscuit has a thing going in his journal, a game he and a friend invented that's sort of like the Dead Dozens, called "I'm So Goth ..." Some of them are a riot, and he's inviting people to add to the list if they feel brave enough.

Properly horrified

I think that seeing a commercial with Pat Robertson and Al Sharpton agreeing on climate change issues - sitting together on a beach, almost holding hands - shall be the most frightening thing I see all weekend.

Maybe all week.