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[veronica_rich]

I have concluded that if I were about 20 years older, Jewish, and actually funny, I would be comedian Lewis Black.

"Only the good die young ... but a prick lives forever! So the next time some kid rides by outside, go out and yell at them!"

On being stuck on a plane after 22 hours: "We could've landed on a tiny iceberg with nothing on it but two penguins blowing each other ... and I would have been happy to see it!"

Comments

[giselleslash.livejournal.com]

I adore Lewis Black! I love his angry humor...and I agree, I'd most likely be him as well if the same situations applied :D

[a-silver-rose.livejournal.com]

Yeah Lewis Black rocks, doesn't he?

[justawench.livejournal.com]

I have to disagree with him; all candy corn was not made in 1911. At Halloween, it is fresh. The rest of the year, they sell the 1911 stock. ;)