there are a lot of insecure little boys out there

[veronica_rich]

Sadly, some of them persist past the age of 18, and then the rest of us women who aren't their fucking mothers are forced to put up with them hogging our oxygen.

Saw this one Twitter. Keep in mind, I believe this is *supposed* to be a serious website - as in, not the satire it so clearly, desperately resembles. (And really needs to be.)

In a way, you've got to feel sorry for men like this. So afraid of women, so frightened of other men who give them funny feelings down there. As long as I don't have to work for one, I can avoid them every other way I need to, believe me. :-)

Comments

[pickledginger.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*
Kind of scary. But hey, maybe he'll succeed in taking himself out of the gene pool!

[bonnie-halfelvn.livejournal.com]

Pathetic.

[bayliss.livejournal.com]

... and then the rest of us women who aren't their fucking mothers are forced to put up with them hogging our oxygen.

And their Mothers don't want them back.


I swear some men need to be removed from the gene pool, forcibly if necessary.

[finding-neo.livejournal.com]

That was very confusing. Reads to me like he's had blue balls for too long and hates all the women who would not have sex with him because....

they were too smart and saw past his bullshit.

[biggelois.livejournal.com]

I'm feeling ill right now

[roguedemon.livejournal.com]

Gah! This deserves to have someone parody the shit out of it. Unfortunately I don't have the talent for that kind of thing. If only I knew someone who was a creative writer, someone with a sense of feminist justice and a dry sense of humor...;)

[weyrlady.livejournal.com]

Honestly, the problem with parodying it is that it already reads like parody. Does he expect anyone to take him seriously?

[roguedemon.livejournal.com]

Too true.

[weyrlady.livejournal.com]

I kind of enjoy the total contradiction between the "No baby-rabies" images and the later "I'll take a hot 24 year old who likes kids" text.

[alex-beecroft.livejournal.com]

Darling, did you think we got our resume to attract you? Poor, deluded man.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned how much I like you, lately? :)

[eglantine-br.livejournal.com]

This is really pretty horrifying.

[sirriamnis.livejournal.com]

Wow, talk about sad, lonely, and tiny-penised. Jesus.

[a-silver-rose.livejournal.com]

word