Writer's Block: Senior Living

[veronica_rich]

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Re-tire-ment? What is this of which you speak? I'm afraid I'm not familiar ... Wait, isn't that something non-1-percenters used to get to do?

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[yoiebear.livejournal.com]

The previous exec. editor for my newspaper died of a heart attack in his office. I figure I'll die of some ailment at my desk at whatever publication I'm working for at the time.
Hell, the last Social Security statement I got had a bright red stamping at the top that said unless I become disabled I will never receive Social Security benefits because the system will be bankrupt before I become eligible. Not kidding.