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Ranken and I were discussing the word "curvature" and what it means. It evokes sensuality, at least in my brain, and calls to mind why I like Jack so much -- as well as other characters I've responded to in the past on a visceral level.

Jack is all about curvature. From the sweeping arc of kohl lining his eyes, to his long, curving eyelashes, the curved shape of his eyes, the set of his lips under that perfectly-carved, curved moustache, he's all about tilt (Ranken's word) and texture. Jack is so damn attractive because he has so much curvature and interplay of curves, and he pulls his clothes and accessories into that. They are layered, outward expressions of his very body. The flow and fall of his hair, though wild, is more controlled and curving than you'd notice on first glance. Even his gestures are very circular. And who can ignore those hips, just slightly flared like a girl's, and that tight, rounded backside?

He's just a damn feast for the five senses.

Mind wandering off into lustland, here. LOL ...

Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-10 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webcrowmancer.livejournal.com
TILT!!! GAh. Spoonie rules!!! Texture?! LIke ohmigod yes.
Curvature? Absolutely. And all his straight lines are somehow bent or in motion. Sunstroke, sea legs and sexual chemistry all wrapped up in one perfect package.

::sob::

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-11 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronica-rich.livejournal.com
Jack's a sweet piece, all right. And just as we've already said, curves and bows and twisties. Will, on the other hand, is long, slender lines and willows -- he's starting to bend a bit, but he's not the swooping, dipping ... IT, that Jack is.. But they fit together very well -- if they're sleeping against each other, I see Jack very much curling around him, overall, while Will holds him in this stable manner, reassuring that everything is solid and *there*.

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-11 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webcrowmancer.livejournal.com
::goes all swoony at luverly image...::

the pretties...together...MMMMMmmmm!!

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronica-rich.livejournal.com
Yep -- the fox and the deer. (Blame Ranken for that imagery, as she's the one who came up with comparing Will to a roe deer -- we both kind of came up with the Jack as foxy thing.)

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webcrowmancer.livejournal.com
fox and deer....oh god. now why is that SUCH a turn-on!? sexy animals. ROWR! that really is cool. thanks for telling me about this one.

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metalkatt.livejournal.com
You know, it's really no fun if you don't tell her just *how* we came up with him being the roe deer... the sanding and the closeness and the hands sliding over hands... the pulling Jack back into his lap for the comfort of his back... You're being mean in not telling her this...

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webcrowmancer.livejournal.com
::MEEP!:: ::bounces::

Yes, very mean, to not tell her! TELL HER, tell her!

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metalkatt.livejournal.com
Just have to see if we can polish up "sanding," at some point, no pun intended...

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webcrowmancer.livejournal.com
ohhhhh dear. just been bitten by an idea.

What if...we were to write...a threesome fic?! wouldn't HAVE to be NC-17...

Ronnie could write Jack. Spoonie could write Will.
and Crow could write Norrie...

wouldn't that be interesting?!! Hmmmmm.

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronica-rich.livejournal.com
I believe that would work with Will ONLY if Norrie played a non-slash role -- at least as far as Jack is concerned. (Will doesn't want to have to run the Commodore through, but I suspect he would to keep him away from Jack. ;-) )

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webcrowmancer.livejournal.com
Exactly!! non-slash....a repressed, unrequited Norrie...who doesn't get Jack OR Will OR Elizabeth and has deep-seated angst and military style. ;) (and who can be oh-so-practical and Naval while secretly being absolutely morose about not having any of them, and getting terribly irritated by Sparrow. hmmmm.

We could even have ::gasp:: a plot!!!! :D

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronica-rich.livejournal.com
To paraphrase Hall & Oates: Say It Isn't So! A plot?

Hey, you can have Norrie fantasizing all you like. He just can't do anything about it unless he wants Will to cut off his hands (or worse) I'm guessing ... I don't control Will, so I don't know. :-P

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webcrowmancer.livejournal.com
ohhhhh my dear, you have got me thinking up the most horrendous story. ::::CACKLING HORRIBLY::

It would probably be a canon!Norrington that would put all me previous fics to shame.

And...the warning about the hands? Duly noted!

"Hands, HANDS, Sparrow!" ::snerk::

I wonder what would happen if Jack and Norrie seduced Will together. oh. sorry. Stowaway did it already. arrrr!

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronica-rich.livejournal.com
Yes, and you're being *so* very lovely and accommodating, explaining it in great detail to the Crow for her feathery edification ... mwahahahaha ... NOT!

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metalkatt.livejournal.com
nyah-hah... hey, she's a J/N lover... i HAVE to rib the white-feathered one!

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webcrowmancer.livejournal.com
::grin:: I'm actually a Jack lover. I love anything that loves Jack. lol!

Actually, am a complete whore slut slave sycophant devotee fangirl for Captain Sparrow. le sigh!

::feathers turn pink in shame::

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metalkatt.livejournal.com
ROFL... I'll see what I can do... it'll have to wait until I'm done reworking the hammock stuff, then you know how the beta, gamma, delta and so on trials run... Someday, we'll probably hit Omicron Theta...

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webcrowmancer.livejournal.com
LOL!! ohhh god I know. I've got, like, TEN different fics on the go. ::snerk::

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metalkatt.livejournal.com
we scribble and plot-line, we fret and we fuss

write up me hearties, yo ho...

coax reticent blacksmiths, we stomp and we cuss

write up me, hearties, yo ho...

Yo ho, yo ho, an author's life for me...

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronica-rich.livejournal.com
we practice and yell, we pull our hair out

write up me hearties, yo ho ...

fend off amorous pirates, an' drool o'er their pout

write up me hearties, yo ho ...

Yo ho, yo ho, a fangirl's life for me ...

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metalkatt.livejournal.com
(Why fend off? Will and I agree that if Jack were being all amorous on us, we wouldn't be fending him off)

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronica-rich.livejournal.com
Oh, in some alternate universe, Will might very well do just that -- if it were an AU where Jack simply grabs him and begins kissing without Will's consent. (Refer back to your eBay art you were drooling over a few hours ago.)

Can't you just envision it? Jack slides a hand behind Will's head, threading into those dark curls, pulling him up for a kiss ... Will pushes him away, but Jack resists, kissing harder ... Will briefly gives in after fighting a bit, melts into Jack, then pushes him away with a slap or a cuff to the jaw, and blazing eyes, huffing chest ...

*head off for cold water*

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metalkatt.livejournal.com
we're already writing something tonight, though my blacksmith seems to be losing his resistance rather quickly... We can play with that one later... Though, didn't they do something like that in "Felis Domesticus Sparrowicus?"

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webcrowmancer.livejournal.com
o_O What was that, Elizabeth Spoonie?

Well, we've the TIME...let's have it.

::snerk::


(No, seriously, that is effing brilliant!!!!!)

::doffs nice hat::

Miss, er, Spoon, that was truly astonishing. I'm certain that with talent like that, the blacksmith cannot be far behind!

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metalkatt.livejournal.com
O_O WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???

(Will: She's not going to live, is she)
(Jack... I think 's worse 'n that... she's threatenin' to stop sendin' stuff for th' bird t' look at...)
(Will: *gulp*)

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webcrowmancer.livejournal.com
:gulp: There, I ate my words. Am most contrite.

::turns fiercer shade of pink, becoming quite cerise and painful to look at::

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metalkatt.livejournal.com
All right... I'm mollified... And no, I don't intend this as a control method... I just can't see being given the same name as Ronnie's mother...

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webcrowmancer.livejournal.com
All molls, wenches and mums aside, I do have to be careful who i say this to, but I call her 'Elizabitch', because she was mean to virtually all the men I love. ::huffs::

Control method? ::grins:: There is nothing that can aid self-control greater than a wary blacksmith holding a sword at one's throat. so yeah. I believe I apprehend the :gulp: point. lol!

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronica-rich.livejournal.com
Aye, but though said sword does make a point, it tends t' undo another point ... namely, me erection, which I feel fallin' faster 'n th' Interceptor's lovely mast, with tha' blade at me pulse ...

*tries to put Jack away, wrestling outside the closet door with him*

Um -- sorry he got out, girls ...!!

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webcrowmancer.livejournal.com
Norrington: "Hm, indeed. Quite."

::carefully closes the Commodore's office door inside Fort Charles::

yikes. They're ALL threatening to come out these days!

(sigh) Must be the Media attention that the Gay Marriages, and 'Pirates of the Caribbean' movie, and the tv shows (Queer Eyes, anyone?) that are influencing the collective unconscious. lol!

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronica-rich.livejournal.com
... meanwhile, Will pounds away in his smithy on a new blade, tight muscles straining against sweat-glistening skin reflecting the orange glow of licking embers, flesh hard and sculpted, vest hanging on a nearby hook, shirt shucked and tossed elsewhere-

*pauses, brings head up at the sound of slamming doors in the distance*

Will: What the- *attacked from behind by horny pirate captain* AIEEE!

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webcrowmancer.livejournal.com
Lust Quake in the pelvic region due to that entry: 8.6!

Hit the deck! Raise canvas! Hard to starboard! (you may have scuppered me) (am listing badly) :drowning:

Re: Paeans & Odes to Jack's Sexual Magnetism

Date: 2004-01-12 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metalkatt.livejournal.com
ROFL@name... Oh, I like that! I have to go share that with the roomie (who, I believe, is secretly in wuv with OB... You should have heard him rant when I told him who Orli's g/f was) and check my journal in a half hour or so, I'll have a play-pretty for you...

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