Right-wing foolishness

Really, Texas? Just secede already.

Actually, maybe we could lure all the extremist conservatives there first and then give them all incentive to secede. Rename that new country Uteruzistan. The flag could be a starving dairy cow with a woman's face, symbolizing their national desire to keep anything female pregnant and impoverished.

You're next, Florida

Let's see, places I will never live: Texas, Arizona, and Florida.

It's getting longer. I feel sorry for that poor dead boy that he lived there. And died there.