Hills is giving me the disapproving crazy finger

Ugh. I need to make use of my time home and write some more fanfic, preferably a third Tomb Raider story or something Red Dwarf-related. Any of you fen have ideas for either of those?

Here's a video for my hardcore Dwarfian readers, based on an old song I ran across on my Zune yesterday; bless YouTube. They'll know why; the rest of you can just enjoy cerulean aliens rocking with subtitles:

(I once had a boss whose 5-year-old sang this song obsessively. Only he misunderstood the lyrics and went around belting out the chorus as: "I'm neat/I'm a guy/I'm neat/I'm a guy!")