Jack and Will and Will and Jack, lalalala

So, Penelope Cruz has been cast as Jack Sparrow's possible love interest in POTC4.

And?

I'm sure Nell will be vastly entertaining in her role; I'm sure whatever sexual tension or hijinks get up between her character and Jack will be sexy and hilarious. She might even be the love of his life. (I might even care to see it if I weren't still annoyed with Johnny for trying to pass Roman Polanski off as a harmless old man. Way to think of the welfare of all those young teenage girls who think you hung the moon, dude.) Won't change my 'ship. It was never canon to begin with, and I'd be sort of alarmed if Ted and Terry tried to make J/W canon, seeing as they apparently can't finish what they start with other people's 'ships.

At least Will won't be around this time - Orlando has lots of other projects lined up. What will fandom do without its whipping-boy, I wonder? ;-)