"Arrrr, me matey! Ye dance so well for such a big boy!"

Jon Stewart makes Anti-Piracy Correspondent John Oliver dance for his wages. And shanty.

Possibly I'm easily amused, but this is one of the funniest bits I've seen on there in a while. And while I totally agree with John on the seriousness, I have to admit it's Jon that brings the laughs ...

One Mary Sue is much like another

You know, if you're a fan of a "forbidden couple" in your own favorite fandom, I would think the very last thing you would want to do is point and laugh and make fun of teenage girls who love the lead couple in "Twilight."

And anyone who wants to go to the movie to do nothing but point and laugh? Wait a couple of months until it's at the dollar theater. Better yet, wait to rent the DVD. Or buy the book and scream with laughter at home. Let the girls go get their fun out of it first - they're not paying $10 to listen to your "witticisms" and cutting remarks about their taste or relative intelligence. It's an escape - it may not be Chaucer, but it's what they enjoy. I don't believe I would enjoy the books or the movie based on what I've read, but I wouldn't shell out my own money to deliberately ruin somebody else's theatrical experience.

I'm just saying.