I'm not sure what's funnier - "BEETLEJUICE!" or McCain constantly hinting around that Bush has a busy schedule and, gee, it'd be nice if he could find the time to campaign, but gosh, McCain KNOWS how busy his new friend is with homework.
"Who could forget the oil crisis of the 90s? 'Oh no! It's too cheap! I want to drink and bathe in it!'"
You have to laugh. If you don't, you will play into Dad's prediction - "Oil'll go down, all right. It'll go down after the banks fold and people start shooting themselves in the head and jumping off buildings, and they figure out they'd rather sell 1,000 gallons for a dime than nothing for $6 or so. The oil companies are the new mafia."
EDIT: Not all of you know Dad, so I guess it would help if I told you the man has voted Republican his entire life and is about as conservative, chauvinistic, racist, homophobic as you can get. But he's been criticizing this war since the outset. I'm fairly sure he didn't vote for Kerry last time; I suspect he didn't vote at all.