*dies laughing*

Why did I know that the sole entry of POTC in fandom_wank in 2006 was going to be about the 'ship thing? I mean, come on - no Norrington complaints? Nothing on the overuse of Kraken raping ships? (But there is one strange person who wonders if anyone else likes Jack/Gibbs ... yeah, only about as much as I like George Clooney/My Grandpa. *twitches*)

But as far as I'm concerned, the funniest comment contest is either halfway down the first page: "Jack loves the Pearl and nothing else. Look at how he was acting in the first movie when the hussy ran off for an affair with Barbossa and in the 2nd movie he killed himself after she cheated on him with the Kraken. - or on the fourth page: Was I the only one who saw this movie because when I heard Davy Jones was in it, I thought one of the Monkees was making an appearance? *snort*