EAT SHIT, JESSICA! IT'S CARROT!!

[veronica_rich]

DAMN YOU, crevette and snowhite_dahlia!

This hasn't done me any favors with regard to looking in my crisper drawer from now on. I'm just happy that *I* don't like spinach!

Popeye as a PIRATE? ROFL!

Comments

[venusinchains.livejournal.com]

Mwahahaha! I remember that from ages ago! It still brings a tear to the eye. (GN is the perfect interviewer for Orlando.)

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

I am SO going to start using "And then you WOKE UP!" more often.

[lizzie-omalley.livejournal.com]

that is hysterical.

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

One simply WONDERS about the reaction he'd have to some our heated character discussions in LJ fandom .....

[lizzie-omalley.livejournal.com]

One tries not to think about it. o_0

[ainsoph15.livejournal.com]

This still has to be my favourite interview of his.

'And then you WOKE UP!!!' I laughed for days about that the first time I saw it.

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

I'M GONNA START CALLING HIM POPEYE!

[ainsoph15.livejournal.com]

Bloody hell!!! What, with Jack as Bluto and Liz as Olive Oyl. I may cry!

[klear0bsession.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, I remember this! I love it XD Poor Orlando. I think he might have been scarred for life after that.

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

He had the same exact reaction I had (and would have, in his place) - laugh helplessly. What else CAN you do? (Hell, he'd probably collapse over the side of the sofa if he read some of the Will-based fandom rants we carry on.)

[klear0bsession.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Very good point.

[ainsoph15.livejournal.com]

I think he might try to dig an escape tunnel out under the sofa if he read ANYTHING we had written! Oh lord, I wonder if his mother will ever find any of it, judging by what he said about her trawling the internet on the new Leno interview *gigglesnort*.

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

I might as well just make a post in my LJ now: ATTENTION SONIA: MY NUMBER IS 865-555-.....

*studies icon* Would that be the Turrow Furrow? Where Jack vexes him?

[ainsoph15.livejournal.com]

LOL! It is indeed the trademark furrow, usually preceeded by angst, and alleviated by eyebrow-licking...

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

Dude, you TOTALLY stole that from heartofslash. XD

[ainsoph15.livejournal.com]

*holds up hands* Homage, dude, homage (or should that be homoge?!). What can I say, I'm deeply amused by the idea of eyebrow-licking!

[crevette.livejournal.com]

Some people call it homage, some...

::gestures at Icon::

[ainsoph15.livejournal.com]

I'm going to find Plato and pound his Ancient Greek ass for saying some shit about 'there's nothing new under the sun'. Damn perceptive dead guy ;D

[klear0bsession.livejournal.com]

LOL! I saw that a few days ago and thought it might have something to do with that story. I think many of us are deeply amused by eye-brow licking...and more so, Jack's on-going obsession. Hehehehe. I've read that whole fic twice and love it every time.

This may officially be one of the coolest *you've gotta read it to get it* icons around right now. XD Love it!

[ainsoph15.livejournal.com]

It really is one of the best fics on the required reading list of the fandom. Hooray for Jack's eyebrow-fetishisation!

[philosophercat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, okay, I love this. ^_^

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

I think that when someone disagrees with you on the JE forums from now on and you can't beat any sense into them, you should simply resort to EAT SHIT, JESSICA! IT'S CARROT!! followed by an Angry!Face.

[philosophercat.livejournal.com]

"Eat shit and die! It's all about the spiritual redemption, LOSER!

Whatever! I'm done! You're all mingers!!!!!!!!!!!" >:O

[ainsoph15.livejournal.com]

'Yeah, cuz Jack <3 Liz cuz he respects her for killin him, an he was all like 'pirate' cuz TRUE LUUVV!!!111***'

AND THEN YOU WOKE UP!!!

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

Actually, HER JE is the various video incarnations of "Jane Eyre" - it's not J/E. You gotta look for the slash. (But then, haven't I been saying that for years now?) ;-)

[ainsoph15.livejournal.com]

Aw man! I must pay even more attention to the slash. *headdesk*

*has no icon for 'suitably chastened' so settles for half-nekkid Will instead*
Hey, that's half a slash, after all ;)

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

That is a gorgeous half-slash, yes. And I'm working on another story, so it's great inspiration ...

[ainsoph15.livejournal.com]

XD Joy and Rapture!!! *bounces excitedly*

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

FAVORITE interview of his, EVER. ('Course Graham Norton always brings the lulz--his 2007 post-Oscar one with Orlando was fun too ^^)

EAT SHIT AND DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE XD

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

Hmm. If you have links to full interviews with GN, I'd be willing to watch them ...?

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

'Tis the first part of this interview, and it continues in the links in the Related Videos section ^^

http://youtube.com/watch?v=m6n4K-GjdfA

[kahva.livejournal.com]

Popeye as a PIRATE? ROFL!

I'mmmmmmmm strong to the trilogy finish, 'cause I eats me spinach, I'm Poyeye the Flying Dutchman Pirate Man! Arr!! Arr!!

{Runs and hides}

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

You'd better hide well. THAT CAT IS COMING FOR YOU.

[kahva.livejournal.com]

But I'm just an innocent little kitten! Who wears glasses! {Examines glasses, reminds self to hunt for lens cleaning wipes} You wouldn't inflict the Paw Of Doom on an innocent little kitten with glasses on, would you? :)

{Ponders buying spinach while the frozen veggies are on sale at the grocery store this week}

[a-silver-rose.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO! I think he was going to lose his breath, laughing so hard.

[crevette.livejournal.com]

::innocent blink::

Moi? What did *I* do?

[pseudoblu.livejournal.com]

I love Graham. Elflady should have copies of all the times Orlando's been on.

[elibad.livejournal.com]

Bwah!

The poor guy, he's laughing so hard, and vaguely mortified.

Man, I wish some of the LJ stuff was this ridiculously entertaining.

[captsparrow4evr.livejournal.com]

I still think the epi of GN that had Cybil Shepherd practically dry-humping Orlando's action figure (Legolas, of course) was the best but this one was very funny.

Now I must figure out a way to work "And then you woke up!" into a story. Hmmm. Maybe the MPREG one?;)