bloodlines

[veronica_rich]

Dude. So metalkatt and I are watching a few scenes in the middle of ROTK and it occurs to us THIS is Will's bloodline. Aragorn fights like a mofo and can lead anyone to anything, AND knows how to talk to the dead. Legolas has some mad fine motor skilz (and check out those elven blacksmiths! They can fix anything!). Their kids must've really liked each other. ;-)

And check out how they knocked over those pirate boats ...

Of course, it has to stop through Balian first. Possibly the perfect combination of Aragorn and Legolas, blunt force coupled with graceful movement and intelligence. (And the blacksmithing!)

Comments

[starrdust411.livejournal.com]

Their kids must've really liked each other. ;-)

Or...

*drum roll*


MPREG! You should have known that was coming the second you posted this XD

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I should've known .....

LOL

But there ought to be women in there somewhere!

[venusinchains.livejournal.com]

Alright, now I'm picturing Legolas, Aragorn, Balian and Will at a family reunion. *brain freezing up - because, you know there's going to be sex and - can't... think...* 0.0

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

AIIEEEEE! INCESTKINK!

It burns us, Precious!

[captsparrow4evr.livejournal.com]

The instant you mentioned Aragorn, Legolas and Will's bloodline in the same sentence (or paragraph--I'm too lazy to look tonight) I immediately jumped to MPREG. Sad but true. You know, I've never written an MPREG but maybe, just maybe, I should. Hmmmm.

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

I just wonder why it's Leggy or Will who always has to be the one knocked up. I'm not into MPreg, but I would SO pay to read a humorous one in which Jack's the one having to do the carrying ...

[captsparrow4evr.livejournal.com]

I've always pictured Jack as the more "feminine" of the two.

*wields chair and snaps whip at roaring plot-bunny*
Back! Back, I say!!

[klear0bsession.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, I too immediately thought of Mpreg. Lovely bloodline though! XD

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

They're all very pretty. Surely there's a girl in there who's just as pretty, though! Look at Orlando's sister, after all ...

[klear0bsession.livejournal.com]

Well, there could be a pretty elf sister or something. Humm. Or maybe the more magical folk of middle earth have figured out how to mix male genes together, but still have a woman have the kid? LOL

I am not a fan of mpreg, though the concept amuses me....
Or what if Leggy has a female kid though someone else, and that kids ends up with Aragorn's boy. That way the blood lines still mix about as early as possible. LOL

[ainsoph15.livejournal.com]

*holds up hand sheepishly* Me too.

Hey, it's a good thing Will didn't decide to become a cobbler. He might have ended up in the same fix as his descendent - Drew!

[captsparrow4evr.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA!! Or maybe that other descendant of his--you know the one, the Calcium Kid.;)

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

Jimmy! Ah, Jimmy ... he inherited Bill's intelligence, bless his heart ...

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

There's something about the Turner men that seems to attract the crazy women, isn't there? *G*

[ainsoph15.livejournal.com]

*cough*throw her off the plane, quick, while she's talking nonsense and distracted by the drinks trolley!*cough*

*yells* Run, Drew, run! And take the blue suit with you!!!