Someone e-mailed me a great joke (or story?) about that the other day. Simply:
A fellow stops at a crosswalk for a pedestrian, but the driver behind him honks, makes rude gestures, and screams obscenities audibly for him to GO. She only stops when the policeman gets out of the car behind her and taps at her glass, asking her to step out.
Immediately upon exiting the car, she is handcuffed, read her rights, and forced into the back of the police cruiser, where she is taken to the county lock-up and jailed for a few hours. Finally, the officer comes back for her, releases her, and apologizes.
"We're sorry, ma'am," he explains, "but I saw the way you were behaving behind the wheel, then I noticed the bumper stickers that read 'WWJD?' 'Choose LIFE!' and 'Honk If You Love Jesus!' and ... well, naturally, I thought the car was stolen."
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Date: 2006-04-26 04:01 am (UTC)A fellow stops at a crosswalk for a pedestrian, but the driver behind him honks, makes rude gestures, and screams obscenities audibly for him to GO. She only stops when the policeman gets out of the car behind her and taps at her glass, asking her to step out.
Immediately upon exiting the car, she is handcuffed, read her rights, and forced into the back of the police cruiser, where she is taken to the county lock-up and jailed for a few hours. Finally, the officer comes back for her, releases her, and apologizes.
"We're sorry, ma'am," he explains, "but I saw the way you were behaving behind the wheel, then I noticed the bumper stickers that read 'WWJD?' 'Choose LIFE!' and 'Honk If You Love Jesus!' and ... well, naturally, I thought the car was stolen."