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My sister and I signed up last year onto the Cheesecake Factory's emailing list, to get free offers and what-not; periodically we'll get a reminder of some holiday (with no specials) to encourage us to spend money. Last week we got an email titled "What Are You Doing For Mother's Day?"
My sister threatened to email them back with: Well, MY mother's dead. What are YOU doing for Mother's Day? Rub it in, why don't you?
Today I got an email from them titled "Veronica, Mom Wants Cheesecake." My immediate thought was, wait, did they have a seance, and the woman placed an order from beyond the grave? Am I expected to pay for that if they actually find a way to deliver it to her, or can she maybe put it instead on her BooExpress Card? (Motto: "Don't Leave This Earth Without It.")
/pondery
My sister threatened to email them back with: Well, MY mother's dead. What are YOU doing for Mother's Day? Rub it in, why don't you?
Today I got an email from them titled "Veronica, Mom Wants Cheesecake." My immediate thought was, wait, did they have a seance, and the woman placed an order from beyond the grave? Am I expected to pay for that if they actually find a way to deliver it to her, or can she maybe put it instead on her BooExpress Card? (Motto: "Don't Leave This Earth Without It.")
/pondery
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Date: 2012-05-01 04:03 pm (UTC)Gods I don't want to know what shipping would cost to the afterlife. O.O That would be insanely high.
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Date: 2012-05-06 11:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-06 11:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-01 04:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-06 11:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-01 06:55 pm (UTC)I bloody well would email them back to say, this is insensitive and potentially upsetting to many of the people they're emailing and suggest they think it through in how they word it so they aren't making the assumption everyone still has a mother around that they are on good terms with.
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Date: 2012-05-01 10:28 pm (UTC)My mom has been dead since 1989. If she's waiting. I'm running the other way!
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Date: 2012-05-01 10:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-06 11:18 pm (UTC)Let them figure out what I mean by that. ;-)
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Date: 2012-05-06 11:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-01 11:49 pm (UTC)Emails don't bother me as much as the phone calls soliciting for money. Emails are easily deleted, but I feel bad when I hang up on solicitors (most of the time).
The "holiday" that annoys the crap out of me is Valentine's day. I'm what the guys get to call "a confirmed bachelor(ette)", so I don't need reminding every freaking place I go, thank you very much. Gah. Marketers.
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Date: 2012-05-06 11:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-02 02:22 am (UTC)Seriously, what a way to try for a donation.
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Date: 2012-05-06 11:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-02 02:51 am (UTC)...Regardless, their cheesecake is delicious so I don't think I could be angry.
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Date: 2012-05-06 11:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-02 11:58 am (UTC)I also got a freakin' PDF yesterday from an insurance company with a detailed quote all because I filled something out online to compare insurances at least 10 months ago. It kind of freaked me out 'cause I expect them to send me a bill. Plus when I did that, although I put my actual address, I gave a fake phone number, so the poor person to whom that number belongs will no doubt wonder why they are getting insurance calls, 'cause I bet anything they call!
Anyone else get phone soliciting calls to their cells now??? That is so annoying!!!!
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Date: 2012-05-02 01:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-06 11:28 pm (UTC)I dislike that "put in your personal information" crap. Look, ask me about my age, years driving, points lost, accidents, whatever - it does me no good to lie to put all that in to get a quote, since it would change once I actually applied for the policy anyway, and they could background-search me. But damn, when I'm simply comparing quotes, I WILL NOT TELL YOU HOW TO FIND ME.
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Date: 2012-05-02 01:42 pm (UTC)I'd ponder along with you but that's...uncanny. and cool all at the same time.
Sorry about your Mom.
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Date: 2012-05-06 11:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-03 07:16 am (UTC)My biggest dread though is still when I go out to buy Father's Day or Mother's Day cards for say, my brother, niece or sister-in-law, that a too helpful salesperson will cheerfully say, "Getting a card for you Mom/Dad?" So I've stuck with getting cards from Walmart or Target or the grocery store to avoid awkward situations like that. Started doing that pretty quickly after Dad died, made it easier to deal with things.
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Date: 2012-05-06 11:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-07 08:45 am (UTC)And on a totally unrelated note - What the heck has LJ done now? This reply window doesn't look anything like it used to!