Drabble: "No, Don't Get Up ... Really ..."

[veronica_rich]

POTC drabble - I don't own any of these characters, obviously enough!

"No, Don't Get Up ... Really ..."
Rating: G for execution, X for your imagination (possibly B for humor)
Char: Gibbs, Jack, and ... well, everybody
Summary: Poor Gibbs has been used by the fandom's writers to interrupt more sex aboard the Black Pearl than a police raid on Heidi Fleiss's bedroom.
A/N: Just some crazy shit I came up with while trying to work.


He raised his hand to knock … hesitating.

Did he want to bother the Captain? Every other time he was forced down here for guidance, he faced some inflagranti delicto – Anamaria, Miss Elizabeth, Turner, the Commodore, Shaftoe, Martingale, Mr. Kate, those two pygmies. Joshamee Gibbs had seen Jack Sparrow’s naked rump more than his mama.

He heard Jack’s voice through the door; ah, just talking to himself. His almost-knock was suspended by a squawk from Myrtle, the ship’s hen … and then cooing.

Followed by bleating.

Gibbs turned away. He didn’t really need Jack’s directions to outrun that naval armada.

Comments

[smtfhw.livejournal.com]

Good job I wasn't taking a drink when I read this! Brilliant (if disturbing)!

[yoiebear.livejournal.com]

This is fantastic!

See, you can still write fanfic. ;-)

[pearlseed.livejournal.com]

I say this joyously, with all due er, respect? or shock or well, fill in the blank on which feeling best suits this very odd little duck of a **Very Funny Story!** I'm so happy I didn't put my morning (Saturdays are for indulgence) shot of Drambuie all over the wall, monitor, cat, self.

"Joshamee Gibbs had seen Jack Sparrow’s naked rump more than his mama." Three things: Sounds sooooo much like Gibbs!, nice nod to all the various and sundry parings of past reading, and hell, it's there's just something very very funny about nekkid hinny!

Oh, and the summary'snot half bad neither! Thanks for the goof--it's terminally cute! (that's good)

[lolitalockhart.livejournal.com]

Haha, poor Mr. Gibbs! And, I laughed most at the Pygmy's. Amazing!!

[hatofhornigold.livejournal.com]

Hooray! Nice nod to a convention of this fandom that, I have to say, I hadn't noticed until just now. He and Bootstrap should start a club.

[keechakatt.livejournal.com]

*Dies laughing* In this week of upheaval thank you for one of the best laughs ever. This is refreshing, funny and just perfect.

Poor Mr. Gibbs.

[compassrose7577.livejournal.com]

LOL! No secrets on a ship, eh?

There is a bad side to all that togetherness. As I recall, Mr. Kate had an unfortunate moment of walking in inopportunely.

BTW! Thanks for the Kate shout-out. She'll appreciate being remembered.

Good stuff.

[crevette.livejournal.com]

Okay, I admit you made me guffaw.

[elibad.livejournal.com]

Hee! Poor Gibbs.

[captsparrow4evr.livejournal.com]

As others have pointed out, thank heavens I wasn't drinking when I read this. Very funny, love.:)

But what about the peanut?

[woolymonkey.livejournal.com]

Very funny--and disturbingly believable. I like the pygmies.

[gryphons-lair.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!

(but not scaring the cats, they're used to it by now.*

*VVBG*

You are going to post this on RTD, right? It's definitely Gibbs-centric.

[venusinchains.livejournal.com]

What? Marty didn't make the list? lol. I should have known this was a PotC fandom trope. That last bit (before the bit with Gibbs' non-violent takeover) is even canon. :-p

[a-silver-rose.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is just EW!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

[hippediva.livejournal.com]

BWAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAA!


Oh dear God, if ANYONE could make that brilliant (besides Jack himself), it is you! ABSOLUTELY wonderful!

(*snort*)