12 slashees in search of a meme ...
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captsparrow4evr. Here goes.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Wesley ("The Princess Bride")
2. Data
3. Robin Hood
4. Reg Barclay
5. Mort Rainey
6. Will Turner
7. Ron Weasley (grown up, of course)
8. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
9. Hector Barbossa
10. Marty McFly
11. Will Riker
12. Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Will Turner/Will Riker. Where's there's two Wills, there's a hell of a lot of ways ...
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Reg Barclay. Ex-mental patients always get me off, especially if shuttlecraft and choppers are involved, and if said patient has an ass that will NOT quit. ("Worf, ya big mudsucker!")
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard/Captain Jack Sparrow. Dr. Crusher would either OD to avoid caring for either party, or pull up a chair and popcorn and demand to see multiple recreations of the conception "for medical research," of course.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Hector Barbossa. Heavens, no. He's always a rapist or slicing someone's throat. I tell you what, you hijack ONE ship and invade a few ports, and your reputation is SHOT to hell.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Data/Will Turner. Well, Will's a quick study, so he could probably fix Data when he's broken. But he puts his hands down too far into Data's circuits, we'll see how well a broadsword holds up against a Level 8 phaser wielded by Geordi LaForge.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Mort Rainey/Hector Barbossa v. Mort Rainey/Marty McFly. Hmm, I'd say the first one. I'm very afraid that girlfriend Jennifer could kick Mort's bleach-blond ass if he doesn't have his shovel and trowel handy.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If the adult Ron Weasley walked in on Data and Captain Jean-Luc Picard having sex, he'd probably go back to watching TOS. (That is, when his retinas faded back into usage five days later.)
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Marty McFly accidentally lands the DeLorean in medieval England, where he finds Robin Hood taking a break from running from the Sheriff of Nottingham. Marty proceeds to sharpen Robin's arrowhead ... er, plural. ArrowHEADS. Yeah.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Wesley/Captain Jack Sparrow? Oh my - if there isn't, there ought to be. Would do Wesley right good to serve some time *under* another pirate, heh heh.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Ron Weasley/Captain Jean-Luc Picard. "Rapiers, Refulgence, and Red Hair"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Reg Barclay/Wesley (ooh, that gave me a BAD image for a moment until I remembered which Wesley). Reg gets himself thrown back in time and lands on a pirate ship. Taken captive, he has to ensure his safety and survival by convincing the newest Dread Pirate Roberts(TM) more pleasure can be found from his great mast than in any Butter Cup.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Ron Weasley. I would not be at all surprised ...
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Robin Hood. Probably since the first time they watched Disney's animated version with the foxes. Awwww ....
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Will Riker. Not right now, I don't think. :-(
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Data/Reg Barclay/Mort Rainey. Only someone who thinks whacking engineers with dismembered android parts is teh HOTT.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Marty McFly. "DEAR GOD! EIGHTY-EIGHT CENTIMETERS?? THIS IS *HEAVY*!!"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Captain Jack Sparrow. Gee, that's a toughie. Either "Here Comes The Hotstepper" or "Lady Marmalade."
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Wesley/Will Turner/Captain Jean-Luc Picard. "Mild bondage and S&M, blade!sex, male/male/male. WARNING: May be put to sleep mid-fic by overanalysis and speechifying."
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Data/Marty McFly. "May I offer an anti-rust exhaust retrofit for your chronological chariot?"
captsparrow4evr. Here goes.First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Wesley ("The Princess Bride")
2. Data
3. Robin Hood
4. Reg Barclay
5. Mort Rainey
6. Will Turner
7. Ron Weasley (grown up, of course)
8. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
9. Hector Barbossa
10. Marty McFly
11. Will Riker
12. Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Will Turner/Will Riker. Where's there's two Wills, there's a hell of a lot of ways ...
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Reg Barclay. Ex-mental patients always get me off, especially if shuttlecraft and choppers are involved, and if said patient has an ass that will NOT quit. ("Worf, ya big mudsucker!")
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard/Captain Jack Sparrow. Dr. Crusher would either OD to avoid caring for either party, or pull up a chair and popcorn and demand to see multiple recreations of the conception "for medical research," of course.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Hector Barbossa. Heavens, no. He's always a rapist or slicing someone's throat. I tell you what, you hijack ONE ship and invade a few ports, and your reputation is SHOT to hell.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Data/Will Turner. Well, Will's a quick study, so he could probably fix Data when he's broken. But he puts his hands down too far into Data's circuits, we'll see how well a broadsword holds up against a Level 8 phaser wielded by Geordi LaForge.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Mort Rainey/Hector Barbossa v. Mort Rainey/Marty McFly. Hmm, I'd say the first one. I'm very afraid that girlfriend Jennifer could kick Mort's bleach-blond ass if he doesn't have his shovel and trowel handy.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If the adult Ron Weasley walked in on Data and Captain Jean-Luc Picard having sex, he'd probably go back to watching TOS. (That is, when his retinas faded back into usage five days later.)
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Marty McFly accidentally lands the DeLorean in medieval England, where he finds Robin Hood taking a break from running from the Sheriff of Nottingham. Marty proceeds to sharpen Robin's arrowhead ... er, plural. ArrowHEADS. Yeah.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Wesley/Captain Jack Sparrow? Oh my - if there isn't, there ought to be. Would do Wesley right good to serve some time *under* another pirate, heh heh.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Ron Weasley/Captain Jean-Luc Picard. "Rapiers, Refulgence, and Red Hair"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Reg Barclay/Wesley (ooh, that gave me a BAD image for a moment until I remembered which Wesley). Reg gets himself thrown back in time and lands on a pirate ship. Taken captive, he has to ensure his safety and survival by convincing the newest Dread Pirate Roberts(TM) more pleasure can be found from his great mast than in any Butter Cup.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Ron Weasley. I would not be at all surprised ...
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Robin Hood. Probably since the first time they watched Disney's animated version with the foxes. Awwww ....
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Will Riker. Not right now, I don't think. :-(
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Data/Reg Barclay/Mort Rainey. Only someone who thinks whacking engineers with dismembered android parts is teh HOTT.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Marty McFly. "DEAR GOD! EIGHTY-EIGHT CENTIMETERS?? THIS IS *HEAVY*!!"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Captain Jack Sparrow. Gee, that's a toughie. Either "Here Comes The Hotstepper" or "Lady Marmalade."
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Wesley/Will Turner/Captain Jean-Luc Picard. "Mild bondage and S&M, blade!sex, male/male/male. WARNING: May be put to sleep mid-fic by overanalysis and speechifying."
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Data/Marty McFly. "May I offer an anti-rust exhaust retrofit for your chronological chariot?"
