yes, it may be bad. but it will be DELICIOUS

Sometimes, you just gotta enjoy the cheese:

Boner Wants Weiner to Resign

That's really what I thought when I first saw the headline. I'm not making the story up.

... But wouldn't that make it hard (well, not so much, I suppose) for Boner to stay up?

Yes, I'm twelve years old. This just reinforces my belief that public officials are there primarily for our entertainment and should probably not be given any actual responsibilities at all.