Red Dwarf triple drabble: "Fire with Fire"

(Oh, look. I went and committed fic while I was taking a break from writing a promised POTC fic for one of the Haiti auction bidders. It's coming, honest!)

Be nice. It's my first RD fic and I haven't written in something I don't know much about for a very LONG time now.

( I know most of you aren't RD fans, so I'll cut for courtesy )