POTC fic: "Hell of a Nighthorsie"

(Note - this is a repost of a story archived on my LiveJournal account. I have written a sequel and figured I'd post this at DW so readers have a reference point.)

Title: HELL OF A NIGHTHORSIE

Rating: NC-17 for het

Characters: Prissy and Old Cletus, with a sideline of Jack and Will

Disclaimer: None are mine, though I did at least give names to a couple of the background extras in CotBP.

Summary: A Tortugan sailor’s wife gets a glimpse of her life that might’ve been, and it ain’t pretty – or, rather, it’s a little too pretty. (Written for the "Witching Hour" challenge on LJ comm pirategasm long ago.)

A/N: Thanks to my betas, LJ names metalkatt, gryphons_lair, yoiebear, ainsoph15, and a_silver_rose.


( Yes, there is a visual aid for this story )

POTC fic: "Near-Death Becomes Her" (part 1/3)

Title: "Near-Death Becomes Her" (part 1 of 3)
Rating: R for "rowdy" (language and humor, that is)
Char: Prissy, Will, Jack, Bill, OFC, various OMCs; mentions of het and slash
Disclaimer: I only own a few of these characters, undoubtedly the less interesting ones. I'm not getting rich off of this.
Summary: A couple of years ago I wrote a story about Prissy from CotBP, a "missing scene" if you will, which you can find here (includes a visual aid so you'll know who Prissy is). This is the sequel, several years post-AWE - she crosses paths yet again with Will Turner and Jack Sparrow.
A/N: Thanks to the various and sundry people who I conned, hoodwinked, and otherwise shanghaied into reading and betaing this. I won't mention them, to protect the innocent (not to mention I wouldn't remember to list everybody).

( I knew I shouldn'ta gone to sea! )

*****

Part 2 ...

POTC fic: "Near-Death Becomes Her" (part 1/3)

Title: "Near-Death Becomes Her" (part 1 of 3)
Rating: R for "rowdy" (language and humor, that is)
Char: Prissy, Will, Jack, Bill, OFC, various OMCs; mentions of het and slash
Disclaimer: I only own a few of these characters, undoubtedly the less interesting ones. I'm not getting rich off of this.
Summary: A couple of years ago I wrote a story about Prissy from CotBP, a "missing scene" if you will, which you can find here (includes a visual aid so you'll know who Prissy is). This is the sequel, several years post-AWE - she crosses paths yet again with Will Turner and Jack Sparrow.
A/N: Thanks to the various and sundry people who I conned, hoodwinked, and otherwise shanghaied into reading and betaing this. I won't mention them, to protect the innocent (not to mention I wouldn't remember to list everybody).

( I knew I shouldn'ta gone to sea! )

*****

Part 2 ...

POTC fic: "Near-Death Becomes Her" (part 2/3)

Title: "Near-Death Becomes Her" (part 2 of 3)
Rating: R for "rowdy" (language and humor, that is)
All other summaries and disclaimers may be found in Part 1.


( Life didn't move at a very fast pace at sea, nor did death. )

*****

Part 3 ...

POTC fic: "Near-Death Becomes Her" (part 3/3)

Title: "Near-Death Becomes Her" (part 3 of 3)
Rating: R for "rowdy" (language and humor, that is)
All other summaries and disclaimers may be found in Part 1. Part 2 can be found here.


( Alas, washing and mending sails was an omnipresent chore. )

POTC fic: "Near-Death Becomes Her" (part 2/3)

Title: "Near-Death Becomes Her" (part 2 of 3)
Rating: R for "rowdy" (language and humor, that is)
All other summaries and disclaimers may be found in Part 1.


( Life didn't move at a very fast pace at sea, nor did death. )

*****

Part 3 ...

POTC fic: "Near-Death Becomes Her" (part 3/3)

Title: "Near-Death Becomes Her" (part 3 of 3)
Rating: R for "rowdy" (language and humor, that is)
All other summaries and disclaimers may be found in Part 1. Part 2 can be found here.


( Alas, washing and mending sails was an omnipresent chore. )