Bea Arthur is my hero

No, really. If for no other reason than she's so damn old she can say what she wants. (I admit, I started much earlier than 86, but I haven't achieved that level of awesomeness; I'm still sludging my way through "you can't say that!" at 35.)

(Yes, this is a post in direct opposition to the last one. I think my favorite clip is the "Sex and the City" parody with Abe Vigoda. It's Maude and Fish!)