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Well, we're being asked not to copy and repost these photos anywhere without permission. But check out the very center photo. OH THE SHOULDERS. THE BUTT.

/flails

(Oh, and check out the smile on "Jack's" face in the lower left - hey, they're rehearsing, I say they're in character!)

In politics, I got simultaneously disturbed and tickled reading this editorial from the wacko anti-choice league. They've latched onto a quote from John Edwards that he would sign up everyone for medical coverage in America and they're using it to label him as anti-choice for healthcare.

Whiskey. Tango. FOXTROT?

Only the religo-nuts could spin something like this - and get other religo-nuts to believe it and to mutate and spread it to the rest of the population. You know you've been reading too much and too long when something like this makes you laugh before any other reaction because the anti-choicers are preaching against anti-choice.

Hey! Idiots? I hope you can see me doing this to you, BECAUSE I'M DOING IT SO HARD.

Stupid drivers who miss the point

Dear Wisconsin Asshole:

You know, rudeness on LiveDrama isn't like rudeness in real life. The worst you can do to someone online is hurt their feelings - but in the real world, you can hurt other things.

Maybe you didn't realize you're not supposed to tailgate that closely someone who is in the passing lane on the interstate, following one tractor-trailer and passing another, and cannot possibly get into a third lane that does not exist. At any rate, when I saw the headlights of your van in my back glass, I hit my brake a couple of times to warn you off. What that should have done is given you a message to slow down a bit and hang back oh, at least one car length. I know it's asking a lot, since we were only driving 75 mph, but still. It was NOT a signal for you to pull into the other lane, pout for a while and then, 7 miles up the road when you've been ahead of me for a while (which you were able to do, incidentally, because as soon as I passed the tractor-trailer, I moved over to let you around), to wait until I'm in the passing lane behind YOU and throw on YOUR brakes in such a manner that I had to swerve into the other lane and damn near rolled my car.

I'm certainly glad you kept going past my exit, because if you had pulled off at the ramp and I'd come up behind you, I would have driven around you, parked my car crossways to block your van, and laid into you with such verbal vitriol as to give that kid in your backseat a hell of a thesaurus lesson.

No Love,
Me


Dear Indiana State Police:

When you are on the other side of the interstate waiting to catch a speeder and you look across and see some fucktard slamming on his brakes - with nobody in front of him to cause such a thing - and also see the person behind him having to swerve to avoid a collision, you don't sit there like dumbasses and watch him keep going. You put that car that I'm helping pay for into gear, you cross the median, and you STOP his bitch ass. Were you home sick the day your troop commander covered Reckless Driving at the academy?

Why don't you just pay for your own gas from now on? I think I'll be keeping my money. KTHXBYE.

Me

(So, who has a stupid driver story to share in the comments?)