Great lines ...

Does anyone love "Hot Fuzz" as much as my sister does? (I would say "as much as I do" but I know I'd be automatically outranked by her Simon Peggs-ness.)

Some of the best dialogue ever:

"He's judge, jury, and executioner!"
"He is NOT Judge Judy and executioner!"

"Actually, we don't say 'manpower' because it's sexist and outdated."
"Doris here doesn't mind a bit of manpower, do you, Doris?"
"Oh, you dirty bastard!"

"Did you tell him to cool off?"
"No."
"Shame, that."
"But you missed it earlier, when he came to the hotel, and I distracted him with the cuddly monkey, then told him 'Playtime's over' and hit him with the peace lily."
"You're off the fucking chain!"

"So, do you want to do something, or do you have to go water your peace lily?"

"With all due respect, sir, you can't just make people disappear."
"Yes, I can. I'm the Chief Inspector." (Special love for Bill Nighy)

*helping a short, drunk guy home* "Hey, I guess we did get a 'little drunk.' Get it? 'Cause he's short, and-"
"I get it."
*at the door* Drunk guy: "What do I owe you?"
Danny: "Twenty quid." *takes money*
Nicholas: *takes money from Danny, with a frown, and hands it back* "Here's your change."

*Car chase, each car coming around a tight curve and spotting a swan in the middle of the road* "SWAN!" (It's all in the way they yell it.)

SLASHIEST. MOVIE. EVER.