Critics? Yeah, you. FUCK YOU.
Oct. 14th, 2005 11:00 pmhttp://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/elizabethtown/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/kingdom_of_heaven/
Now I could understand being wrong about one movie. But two? Sorry, guys - you're showing your Orlando prejudice. Give up, put the pens down, and go the fuck home. You lose at critical, thoughtful reviews. No longer will I let you put me on alert against an actor who happens to do a decent job. Go back to harassing Ben Affleck.
Yes, I saw both. Yes, I went in to each one with many trepidations, thinking they'd be disasters. Based on reviews. AND THEY WEREN'T. Dammit, anyhow.
EDIT: ( Cut for spoilers, but not too long to read, if you want )
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/kingdom_of_heaven/
Now I could understand being wrong about one movie. But two? Sorry, guys - you're showing your Orlando prejudice. Give up, put the pens down, and go the fuck home. You lose at critical, thoughtful reviews. No longer will I let you put me on alert against an actor who happens to do a decent job. Go back to harassing Ben Affleck.
Yes, I saw both. Yes, I went in to each one with many trepidations, thinking they'd be disasters. Based on reviews. AND THEY WEREN'T. Dammit, anyhow.
EDIT: ( Cut for spoilers, but not too long to read, if you want )