New movie approacheth

*Gets itchy and twitchy*

Yep, must be that time again - the semiannual Oh-boy-a-Johnny-Depp-movie-is-opening-this-weekend jitters. I anxiously await my turn in line at the cineplex, even if it IS Stephen King (who, kiddies, let's face it, has not exactly racked up the most positive resume, film-wise).

Stephen King's transparent Window gets the star treatment with Johnny Depp, and delicious extra cheese

There are entire days I don't get beyond this dressing stage