Elizabeth: Take up arms, crew, for we must SAVE JACK! Will: ...Captain Jack. Elizabeth: Actually, I'm the captain now. Will: Wait, how - Elizabeth: No time for questions, puny blacksmith! I, with my cunning wit, incredibly mad sword skills, and delightfully perky breasts shall single-handedly save my pirate love, and Jack and I shall be married, and we shall have lots of poorly written sex and babies! Barbossa: Actually, Miss Swan, ye forget I'm the one leadin' this - Elizabeth: Silence, Plot Device! I need neither your heading nor your large hat, for I am Elizabeth Swann, goddess and Mary Sue! *stomps off* Barbossa: ... Will: ... *coughs* Barbossa: ...prob'ly fer the best ye never had yer weddin' night, boy, else ye just might've ended up a eunuch.
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Date: 2006-08-07 12:34 am (UTC)Will: ...Captain Jack.
Elizabeth: Actually, I'm the captain now.
Will: Wait, how -
Elizabeth: No time for questions, puny blacksmith! I, with my cunning wit, incredibly mad sword skills, and delightfully perky breasts shall single-handedly save my pirate love, and Jack and I shall be married, and we shall have lots of poorly written sex and babies!
Barbossa: Actually, Miss Swan, ye forget I'm the one leadin' this -
Elizabeth: Silence, Plot Device! I need neither your heading nor your large hat, for I am Elizabeth Swann, goddess and Mary Sue! *stomps off*
Barbossa: ...
Will: ... *coughs*
Barbossa: ...prob'ly fer the best ye never had yer weddin' night, boy, else ye just might've ended up a eunuch.
~*Fin.*~