Writer's Block: Tales from the rift

[veronica_rich]

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"Adolf, how would you like learning to play a musical instrument, instead?"

Comments

[hippediva.livejournal.com]

BWAAHAHAHAAA! I love it! How about this:

"Caligula, don't you want to go play with the boys and leave your sisters alone?"

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

"Aren't those horses pretty? You don't have to brush their undersides too."

[hippediva.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO! Or how about this:

"Attila, do you want to put someone's eye out with those arrows?"

or

"Vlad, honey, don't you want to play something other than pick-up sticks?"

or

"Hannibal, how do you think we can afford an elephant on your father's salary?"