blondes, you don't deserve those jokes

[veronica_rich]

Not with brunettes Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin running around out there, you don't.

This would make a great comedy duo if they didn't have the ear of so many gullible people who take everything they say seriously. And if they only had as much power as any other female comedienne.

*sigh*

Sex clinics in schools? Afternoon free-choice abortions for 13-year-olds? Not gonna happen - no matter how much I think it probably should.

Comments

[solitaryraven.livejournal.com]

God...those two women scare me more than GW Bush ever did. There's a big problem with thinking you know everything when you don't know a whole lot at all. I don't know which is worse--Palin's folksy "gotchas" or Bachmann's everlasting vacant expression.

[lizzie-omalley.livejournal.com]

Speaking as a blonde, I had a whole raft of blonde jokes that I told when the subject came up. I always ended with this one:

You know why they make blonde jokes so short? So brunettes (men) can understand them.

It usually ended the conversation.