Leather pants

[veronica_rich]

Much as I enjoy this:


Is it wrong that when I see it, I think of this immediately, instead of Captain Sexypants?

Comments

[jigglykat.livejournal.com]

No, because that's exactly what I think whenever I see leather pants.

He could make himself a pair of paste-pants.

[xzombiexkittenx.livejournal.com]

I...

Um...

Funny video good but I think OB just made my head explode. How it it fair that he gets better and better looking? And now with the leather, and tattoos and Oh my god. *flails incoherently*

(I'd never seen that Friends clip before, it was pretty hilair)

[xzombiexkittenx.livejournal.com]

Uh. Yeah, I totally misclicked. That icon has nothing to do with Orlando Bloom. His awesome outfit. Or Friends.

[gobsmacked.livejournal.com]

*flails incoherently*
Perhaps this photo will bring you round:

[gobsmacked.livejournal.com]

Oops. I meant this one:

Leather cutoffs. There's a reason they've never caught on.

[xzombiexkittenx.livejournal.com]

I was going to say, that first picture didn't really help. :)

But, uh? Leather cutoffs? With weird (quilted?) diamond patterns? No thank you sir.

[destrokker.livejournal.com]

Leather pants have never been the same for me ever since I saw that Friends episode. God, I miss that show. That scene always kills me. The desperation in Ross' voice is absolutely hilarious. Lawl.

[gobsmacked.livejournal.com]

I didn't use to watch Friends but a colleague convinced me by persuading me to watch that episode. It is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen - especially when the lotion on his hands makes his hand slip and he punches himself in the head.

[yoiebear.livejournal.com]

OHHHH!! I loved that episode of Friends!

I didn't think of it before (I actually was reminded of the days of Savage Garden when Darren wore leather on stage and all I could think of was how hot he had to have been), but that's all I think of now!

Captain Sexypants indeed.

[ainsoph15.livejournal.com]

LOL, yes, I thought of that too. That line from Friends is often quoted in our house - 'The lotion and the powder have mixed together to make a paste!'

And the best bit is when he desperately tries to heave the lubricated trousers up, and his hand slips and he ends up whacking himself in the face XD

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

It's when he talks about going back to get the ones with the FRINGE that I lose my shit.

[x-pixel-x.livejournal.com]

oh....eyeliner, and leather pants, and tattoos and.....wow *happy place*

[black-hound.livejournal.com]

Holy crap. O.O

What is that picture related to? *besides The Bloom* Is it a new movie or something?

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

Check out obdiscussion, the past few days' entries ...

[starrdust411.livejournal.com]

I'm really behind on my Orli news. Is he dressing like this for a movie role or just trying out a new style?

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

Do you not frequent OLove at Elflady's these days? ;-) (Hell, I don't know if you ever did. I haven't for months until I saw these at obdiscussion the other day.)

[roguedemon.livejournal.com]

You know, I don't think it's wrong, just that your brain doesn't have the same kinks that mine does. Orlando in tight leather pants in a huge kink for me. Orlando in rock star garb, shirtless, with eyeliner, is a RPS fantasy that I never thought I'd see played out in real life. So I'm in my happy place. Even if the movie isn't very good, I will watch it with the sound off, in slo-mo. :)
Honestly, I can't believe this is happening -- how often do one's porny fantasies actually come true in real life.?

I'm sure Orlando has volunteers to help him get in and out of the pants. ;)

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

Then you'd better check out my next entry. Don't forget to watch the video.