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POTC fic repost: "Versus Pirates" (PG-13)
Sep. 19th, 2010 11:09 pmIn honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day (today - yes, I'm aware I'm late with this), I thought I'd repost an old fic for the hell of it. ARRRRRRRRE ye brave enough to plow through all the cheesiness? ;-)
Title: “Versus Pirates”
Rating: PG-13 for language
Chars: Jack and Will and OCs and some very mild J/W (still likely safe for the hets)
Disclaimer: These properties are not mine, intellectually or fiscally, and sadly will remain that way.
Summary: What is a pirate’s most natural enemy? Why – ninjas, of course. Be forewarned: Absolutely no effort at historical accuracy.
Halfway through lunchtime tea Will began to wonder if he wouldn't have been better off letting the horses take turns kicking him in the side instead. His soup had been cold, the bowl awfully small, and the mongoose had spent half the meal trying to perch in his lap to get at his food.
Title: “Versus Pirates”
Rating: PG-13 for language
Chars: Jack and Will and OCs and some very mild J/W (still likely safe for the hets)
Disclaimer: These properties are not mine, intellectually or fiscally, and sadly will remain that way.
Summary: What is a pirate’s most natural enemy? Why – ninjas, of course. Be forewarned: Absolutely no effort at historical accuracy.
Halfway through lunchtime tea Will began to wonder if he wouldn't have been better off letting the horses take turns kicking him in the side instead. His soup had been cold, the bowl awfully small, and the mongoose had spent half the meal trying to perch in his lap to get at his food.
