sit down, Sarah!

If ever there were a woman to turn me into a misogynist, it's Sarah Palin. The more she opens her mouth, the better a penis transplant for me looks just so I don't have to be ASSOCIATED with her gender. She puts into this flap over whether to build a mosque near Ground Zero in NYC, not because she really gives a damn, but because it keeps her name in front of the press and the voters. (Seriously, what other reason is there for a non-New Yorker to weigh into this and expect their opinion to be given weight? I'm sure the mayor has plenty of opinions to consider among the people who pay his salary already.)

Except ... what chance does she have of being elected? Dear lord, tell me none. I rank her alongside Newt Gringrich for people I would only vote for if I were a corpse. I can name a couple of conservative women with sense, who hail from the Midwest, should the Republicans ever get serious about running a female candidate with a brain who didn't flop around all over the place like a dry fish. I don't HAVE any problem with sensible fiscally conservative women (though I would come to mental blows with most socially conservative ones), but Palin is crazier than a box of frogs locked up at a fly festival.

It's already hot as hell in New York! Sit down, John Sarah!