WHY HAI THER, JACK

For you younguns who may not have seen Keith Richards ever young enough to quite ... appreciate Johnny's using him for inspiration for Jack Sparrow:

POTC fic: "Who Cares?"

Title: "Who Cares?"
Rating: PG
Characters: A bunch. No real pairings.
Disclaimer: Not mine. I don't make any money writing these jokers.
Summary: Lots of AUs set during CotBP. A blatant look at shameless self-interest at several crucial turns.
A/N: Unbetaed. Not really structured; just an idea I had from the potc100 community's recent "What If?" challenge and an entry by aravah here. This is most assuredly NOT a drabble (unless you want to call it a series of six-and-a-half).


( All for one, and me for myself! )