Mort-ness

If you've ever seen "Secret Window," I'm doing that jaw-crack thing Mort keeps doing the crazier he gets - my teeth have discovered three crashers left the party of my mouth and are trying to spread out to fill the space. Jesus Christ, it's uncomfortable.

I meant to post this last week - pussies for finding_neo, a_silver_rose, tesan, the_dark_snack, and any other pussy lovers on my f-list! (Hint: Click to watch.)


Sylvester




Frank

Wow

I have NEVER been told that someone hoped I'd died.

This is one of the "civil" members of fandom.

I don't remember ever telling someone I hoped they died, online or in real life.

This kind of civility makes me glad I'm a heathen.

(And yes, the comment is screencapped just in case she decides to be cute and erase her remark. Then again, this is the genius I HAD TO TELL TO REMOVE ME FROM HER FRIENDS LIST after she announced she'd "cleaned house." I doubt she could figure out how.)

Some people really take their fictional-dick-in-a-vagina seriously.

ETA: Second verse, same as the first. Cry me a river, Asshole.