This is why gossip makes Baby Jesus cry

Celebrity gossip isn't my thing; I'm more interested in their movies and books. It's not any more real than those movies, anyway - celebrity gossip is a kill sport, like bullfighting. The closest I've ever gotten was when I lived in Tennessee and used to stop at the drugstore once a week for a hamburger and instead of my book, I'd read InStyle or OK! or People or one of those other magazines that had pictures of people dressed up, and there were usually 4-5 to occupy me while I ate, so I didn't have to read anything, I could just look at some of the same photos over and over again. *G* AND I never paid for a one - us regulars got to look at the magazine stand for free. I called it my dirty hour of the week, and I tell you this in the interest of disclosure.

( But I digress ... )