Have you thought about getting on a reality show like The Amazing Race? Or Survivor? If you won, you would get lots of money. If you didn't win, you might at least be famous enough to get invited to the PotC3 premiere (and who knows? Maybe you'll meet Orlando Bloom and he'll fall head-over-heels in love with you, leave Kate Bosworth, and end up your devoted love-slave for the rest of eternity.) Okay, maybe not.;)

All kidding aside, I understand where you're coming from, love. I have to admit that I'm still in something of a depression from seeing DMC. Not that I disliked it or didn't enjoy it, it just didn't inspire me like the first one did. What we need is a good crack-fic to break us out of this. Something like Will/Kraken or Elizabeth/Bootstrap or-or better yet, Elizabeth/Kraken:

"Ooh, Krakie, you know just how to use your tentacles to keep a girl happy!":D