Sorry I didn't get this reply to you before. Basically, the gist of the intro to the skit was that if Disney and mainstream America really wanted "realistic" pirates, they would be okay with pirates being gay because, after all, these guys were at sea for months if not years at a time and had nobody but each other to turn to especially since women were considered bad luck at sea. So, we launch into the skit featuring Carlos as Captain John Swallow (complete with eye-liner and braided wig) and Tracy Morgan as Captain Black Cawk--the "bad guy." The plot (such as it was) basically went like this: a young sailor finds the buggery aboard the pirate's ship unacceptable so he grabs a rock (a rock? Why not a cannon ball?) and throws himself overboard (nod to "Master and Commander" I suppose). Before he does, he curses the crew to be forever "married" to the person they last had sex with until Swallow can convince the spirit in Davy Jones' "closet" to come out. The punch line is that the spirit in the closet is the spirit of the young sailor and they settle on the coast where they find the closet and name the settlement after the sailor: Sam Francisco. Yeah.

I had similar thoughts. In fact, the design of one of the folders and notebooks actually made me think of a romance novel cover. Quite adorable, really.:)