Are you suggesting that Jack is the ultimate himbo pirate? Pretty, but slightly stupid?

Remember, you said it, I didn't. :-P

My sister just snorted soda through her nose. She said last night (before you ever posted this): "You know when you were in school and a new special-needs kid would be transferred in? And how the principal would assign one of the bright kids to sort of look out for him, show him around, and sometimes those two would just become friends anyway? Yeah, that's sort of like Jack and Gibbs."