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veronica_rich) wrote2012-07-24 06:53 pm
veronica_rich) wrote2012-07-24 06:53 pm
How else, indeed? LMAO
Overheard on a rerun of "Will & Grace" where they have to admit a wrong:
Grace: I was helpless to stop you.
Will: YOU'RE the one who made the sale!
Grace: You hypnotized me with your Svengali-like powers!
Will: And yet, I can't get you to stop biting your toenails.
Grace (looking puzzled): How else do you get them shorter?
Grace: I was helpless to stop you.
Will: YOU'RE the one who made the sale!
Grace: You hypnotized me with your Svengali-like powers!
Will: And yet, I can't get you to stop biting your toenails.
Grace (looking puzzled): How else do you get them shorter?