veronica_rich: (writing fanfic)
veronica_rich ([personal profile] veronica_rich) wrote2012-05-08 04:40 pm

By Jove, I think I've got ... um, none of it?

In the POTC fandom, I used to often wonder why some of the shoviest purveyors and defenders of the Sparrabeth porn (and adjacent fic) were older than about fourteen; like, a LOT older. Like, some of them had adult children. Some had grandchildren. To be fair, I only really wondered about the ones who acted like they were kids and heading up the cast of "Mean Girls" ... but I digress.

Considering the number of older women going for "Fifty Shades of Gray" and the fact the quality of the passages I stood in Target reading a week and a half ago is roughly the same as most J/E fanfic I used to see in POTC, I found this sort of enlightening - though, it did raise more questions than it answered on that front. Why do middle-aged women get off on reading about a 20-year-old woman fucking an older guy? I can't say I do (but then again, my issue with the sparrabethers was never their preference, only that they seemed to think they'd invented a groundbreaking genre of burgeoning-society-woman/older-bad-boy, when Harlequin et. al. had been publishing it for decades). Is it fantasy self-insert? Maybe, if you want to be 20 again. I wouldn't mind having the body and health I had at 20, but you can go hang yourself if you think I want to be that naive or dependent on other people's opinions again, LOL.

(None of this is to insult those who enjoy "Fifty Shades of Gray" - hell, I write fanfic. I used to read this kind of thing when I was a teenager, so I can't even say I've never enjoyed that kind of book. I guess I just think Anne Rice did it better 30 or so years ago with Sleeping Beauty? Not sure what I'm saying; but click on the link above, it's hilarious.)

[identity profile] finding-neo.livejournal.com 2012-05-09 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
My favorite line: "That dry, skittering sound you heard is your fallopian tubes curling like party ribbon."

I don't think any of you should be ashamed to know what fanfic is. It's making someone undeservedly rich so obviously now everyone's going to want to do it.

[identity profile] veronica-rich.livejournal.com 2012-05-09 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure - as long as they write male-female. Trust me, it's still embarrassing to defend; my boss found some of my OLD fanfic (as in before i was bright enough to adopt this name) online before he hired me, which I didn't know until last year, but at least it was het. I'm not sure how I would set about explaining the draw of gay pirates and space losers if confronted ...