Writer's Block: FWB

[veronica_rich]

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Lister: Having to put up with the 2,539th retelling of RISK campaign stories.

Rimmer: Constantly having to be on his case to make use of the shower. LISTY, NOBODY WILL MISS IT IF YOU TAKE ONE.

Lister: His OCD. Do you know I have to brush three times, including baking soda, just to get a smegging kiss?

Rimmer: The git bites his toenails! And eats them!

Ah, thanks for the distraction, fanfic ... ;-)

Comments

[hippediva.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAA! That's AWESOME. I saw your post and thought immediately of El and Sands.....the cons? The friend might shoot you at any given moment. But hell, the sex is great. *snerk*

:)

[caterwolime.livejournal.com]

genius!

[janamelie.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Lister: I only bite my toenails out of boredom at your telegraph pole slideshows!

Rimmer: I don't bite mine when you play your guitar!

Etc, etc. :D