First picture!

[veronica_rich]

My sister was poking around online earlier and found the first photo of Orlando Bloom's and Miranda Kerr's new baby, with his mom, in the hospital!





I was working this afternoon when I heard dahlianna start laughing like an idiot and she would not shut up, so I asked what the hell was going on. She said she kept finding all these entertainment news stories about how "huge" "big" "ginormous" "large" etc. this baby was (10 pounds, I think). A little later, she came in with this, and said: "This is the first thing I thought of when I saw all those headlines going on and on and ON about how GIANT this kid is."


And, just because Ace has to weigh in on this:

Comments

[ericadawn16.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!

[joyful-molly.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Perfect!

(Definitely his father's nose...!)

[gobsmacked.livejournal.com]

Yah, I even saw someone in Orlando fan forum say that "a child that big would be in the papers".

[captsparrow4evr.livejournal.com]

Love it!! 10 lbs might be big for a supermodel but my neighbor gave birth (at 15 years old) to a 13 lb baby. That didn't make the papers (though her arrest for attempted murder a few months later did.) Any word on the baby's name? I'm betting it's Jack.;)

[giselleslash.livejournal.com]

LOL :D

[restrainedchaos.livejournal.com]

Omg, you are such a dork. That's hilarious.

For the record, 10 is a big damned baby; my sister was born at 10lbs when I was a small 4 year old, and at a couple of months, she looked like half my size - and now she's several inches taller than me.

[eyeonahorizon.livejournal.com]

LMAO! Girl, you are too funny.

Lord, such a big baby boy...and a Capricorn just like daddy. :)

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

My sister still hasn't shut up laughing when she sees that graphic.

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know. I had a 9-pound fibroid tumor attached to my uterus removed in May of last year. Unlike Miranda the Blessed, I did have an epidural (or equivalent), however. ;-)

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

And they call US the weaker sex.

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

Well, at least it's big all over the Internet!

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

I'd heard a rumor the baby's name was Daniel, but of course, it's been all over the news since that they can't even pick a name for the blessed scion. I'd make some joke about having to share two brain cells if I didn't like him, LOL.