Drabble: "No, Don't Get Up ... Really ..."

[veronica_rich]

POTC drabble - I don't own any of these characters, obviously enough!

"No, Don't Get Up ... Really ..."
Rating: G for execution, X for your imagination (possibly B for humor)
Char: Gibbs, Jack, and ... well, everybody
Summary: Poor Gibbs has been used by the fandom's writers to interrupt more sex aboard the Black Pearl than a police raid on Heidi Fleiss's bedroom.
A/N: Just some crazy shit I came up with while trying to work.


He raised his hand to knock … hesitating.

Did he want to bother the Captain? Every other time he was forced down here for guidance, he faced some inflagranti delicto – Anamaria, Miss Elizabeth, Turner, the Commodore, Shaftoe, Martingale, Mr. Kate, those two pygmies. Joshamee Gibbs had seen Jack Sparrow’s naked rump more than his mama.

He heard Jack’s voice through the door; ah, just talking to himself. His almost-knock was suspended by a squawk from Myrtle, the ship’s hen … and then cooing.

Followed by bleating.

Gibbs turned away. He didn’t really need Jack’s directions to outrun that naval armada.

Comments

[pearlseed.livejournal.com]

I say this joyously, with all due er, respect? or shock or well, fill in the blank on which feeling best suits this very odd little duck of a **Very Funny Story!** I'm so happy I didn't put my morning (Saturdays are for indulgence) shot of Drambuie all over the wall, monitor, cat, self.

"Joshamee Gibbs had seen Jack Sparrow’s naked rump more than his mama." Three things: Sounds sooooo much like Gibbs!, nice nod to all the various and sundry parings of past reading, and hell, it's there's just something very very funny about nekkid hinny!

Oh, and the summary'snot half bad neither! Thanks for the goof--it's terminally cute! (that's good)

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

Banks of replacement monitors all around the world are my payment for a job well done, madam. Thankee kindly! ;-)