Beware of holiday potlucks

[veronica_rich]

Maybe you should follow the advice of one commenter on this page and just eat what you and your bestest-known friends take to any holiday parties.

I hate you so much for showing me this, crevette. With the force of a thousand white-hot suns. Really.

ETA for quote from lulu.com: "To relegate semen to the role of “supporting actor” is like asking Tobey Macguire to play an extra in a film for 3 to 15 seconds." I hate men.

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[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

To be just as disgusting as possible ... I might put their cocks in my mouth (after a bath), but I don't swallow. So WHY would I lap it up weeks later from an oyster shell?

/runs screaming