Got to be honest with y'all: after seeing a delusional segment of a certain fandom that yes, indeed, killing someone is a sign of love and said killee will find it incredibly romantic, Twilight strikes me as rather sane. No, I'm not seeing it, but I refuse to make fun of it. At least Twilight's Mary Sue won't be suspected of sleeping with a bunch of other men and therefore ending up with a child of unknown paternity. Even better, if she does, Twilight's fans will find that reprehensible rather than some sort of feminist statement.