I don't get the Democratic Party. I REALLY DON'T. It should have been a fucking cakewalk to beat Bush in 2004 ... and they couldn't manage it. And now? I think either of my pet cats would make a better president than Bush OR McCain - except, the party would eat itself from the inside out fighting over who should get the nomination: the tuxedo, or the tiger-striped tabby.

Democrats: IT SHOULD NOT BE THIS HARD. OMG, SERIOUSLY.