*pats head* Not everybody handles sparrabeth as well as you do, dearie. Now you understand why my eye twitches so much (well ... as much as it can on a screen). Which is a shame, since most of POTC fandom is allover positive these days for all the characters - hell, even Davy Jones is getting good press.

Methinks I might have to write some fic to balance myself out this afternoon. Nothing related to this, just the fact that I've had a couple of ideas kicking around for three weeks and never did anything with them.