Mwhahahahaaa! Come back to the special pirates' hell, where all those real life concerns of working and sleeping and eating the right food are cast aside in favour of writing until your eyes cross and your fingers turn into claw-like stumps. Besides, how can you resist Sweaty!Will on top! (I think I'm going to have serious trouble ever imagining him bottoming again.)

*watches as the big gay plot bunnies inexplicably manage to breed*