THEY ARE TOO FRIGGIN' CUTE. THEY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED OUT OF THE SEA AROUND STUPID HUMANS.

Did you see the Colbert Report where Stephen was agreeing with the activist who wants to put that baby polar bear to death? And then when the footage was shown, he's like, "AWWWW, IT'S SO CUTE! LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE BUTTON EYES! GET IT OFF THE SCREEN! TURN IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"